Virtual Dater Prints

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Online Dating

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

You looked different during our video chat.

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

'That must be my computer date.'