"Tinder sucks up here."
Cosmic Dater Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cosmic dater? Our collection of products celebrates the sky's mysteries and the allure of celestial love. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, find a gift that resonates with their starry-eyed passion for the universe. These items are ideal for those who believe in love written in the stars or have a fascination with astrology and the cosmos. Surprise your favorite cosmic lover with a thoughtful, fun token that captures their passion for all things celestial.
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Online Dating
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
God's Sticky Notes
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"
'That must be my computer date.'
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
We met online.
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
'We met online.'
Friday night was always sext night.
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
Online Romance
"I need a man who will commit."
Cyber Love
"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."
'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'
Cosmic Dater Gifts Collection
Cosmic Dater Mugs
Explore our cosmic dater mugs collection—brighten mornings with designs that celebrate starry-eyed love and cosmic fascination.
Cosmic Dater Pillows
Snuggle up with our cosmic-themed pillows—perfect for astrology lovers who want to infuse their space with celestial charm.
Cosmic Dater Prints
Bring the cosmos into your home with our vibrant prints—ideal for starry-eyed lovers of the universe and celestial design.
Cosmic Dater T-Shirts
Discover our playful cosmic dater T-shirts—great for showing off your love for the universe with style and a touch of wit.