Intergalactic Dater Gifts

"Even men from other planets reject me."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Marry me astronaut

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Siri, find oxygen."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."