Intergalactic Dater Prints

"Even men from other planets reject me."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Marry me astronaut

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Online Dating

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Siri, find oxygen."

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Intergalactic Travel Agency

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"You used to be way more attractive!"

'That must be my computer date.'