Intergalactic Dreamer Gifts

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Kiss me!'

"Actually, I'd love to work on Mars, but it's a hell of a commute."

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

"They'll be landing soon."

'Do you realise that out in the universe there could be beings with ten times our intelligence.'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

'Well, to be honest, you're not quite how I'd imagined.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'Can we sue for disability payments due to extraterrestrial harassment?'

'I hope the earthlings will be happy to see us!'

Lust in Space.

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

'Now, then...when did you want to schedule your next abduction?'

And the alien race was vanquished by Carl's hay fever.

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

We found three sort-of earth-size planets around a nearby star. Do you think any of them have video games? I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an XBox controller. Proof of video games would change everything. I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy. Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"