Intergalactic Dreamers Gifts

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"So, that's Earth. I hope it has intelligent life!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Cosmonaut

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Pole Star