Intergalactic Diner Gifts

Moon Pies

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Aliens Coffee

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Kirks & Tacos

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

China in Space.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Theories expounded

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

Moon pies.

"What's good here?"

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."