Intergalactic Diner Gifts

Moon Pies

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Aliens Coffee

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

Kirks & Tacos

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

China in Space.

At home with the Borgs...

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Theories expounded

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

Moon pies.

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."