Intergalactic Gourmand Gifts

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

God Cooks Up Evolution

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

China in Space.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Moon pies.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

'Worms?! I'd rather have a pizza!'

"Unitarian. You?"

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"

"Where do you draw the line?"

Cheese of all nations - and some from outer space.

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'