Galactic Gourmand Gifts

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"Unitarian. You?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

Dijon Vu

'Now watch and listen!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

God Cooks Up Evolution

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Capturing a Cook

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'