Godly Gourmand Gifts

God Cooks Up Evolution

The wonderful world of cheese.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"It's fondue night!"

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

Capturing a Cook

"Cemetery Pie"

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

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