Intergalactic Diners Gifts

"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Marry me astronaut

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"You used to be way more attractive!"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda