Intergalactic Diners T-Shirts

"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Marry me astronaut

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Are we there yet?"