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"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

High-gravity baseball

Michael Jackson.

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."