Intergalactic Dancer Mugs

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

"Take me to your mechanic."

Marry me astronaut

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."