Intergalactic Chef Gifts

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"The wings are addictive."

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"It's fondue night!"

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'