Stellar Chef Gifts

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"The wings are addictive."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Recipes.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Solar Range.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

The Wokking Dead

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'Reader, I marinated him.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.