An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.
Celestial Chefs Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for celestial chefs? Celebrate the cosmic culinary artist in your life with quirky, witty products that blend the universe with their love of cooking. From mugs to art prints, these items are a stellar way to add a splash of humor to their kitchen or workspace. Ideal for anyone who dreams of cooking among the stars, our collection offers a perfect mix of wit and style that will inspire their culinary adventures.
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
"The bagels are better in New York."
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
Sure, I'll take a sandwich
"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."
"Namasteak"
"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."
"The wings are addictive."
'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'
"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"
'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'
"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."
"You're not even dressed?"
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'
"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."
Christmas canape?
"What's good here?"
Pizza delivery to heaven.
'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'
"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."
Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.
'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'
Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.
'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'
'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'
"That reminds me – we're having Pisces in white wine sauce today for dinner."
"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."
Celestial Chefs Gifts Collection
Celestial Chefs Mugs
Explore our range of mugs themed for celestial chefs—wink at their cosmic culinary adventures with designs that delight at every sip.
Celestial Chefs Pillows
Find pillows with fun celestial chef designs—brighten up their space with a playful nod to their cosmic cooking passion.
Celestial Chefs Prints
Browse art prints featuring whimsical celestial chef scenes—ideal for decorating kitchens or creative spaces with cosmic charm.
Celestial Chefs T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for celestial chefs that combine humor and style, perfect for showcasing their love of space and culinary arts.