Celestial Chefs Mugs

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The wings are addictive."

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You're not even dressed?"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Christmas canape?

"What's good here?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

'The food will probably come as a bit of a shock, too.'

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

"That reminds me – we're having Pisces in white wine sauce today for dinner."

"I hate to break this to you, but we're all vegetarians."