Stellar Chef T-Shirts

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Keith Floyd.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"The wings are addictive."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Solar Range.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Recipes.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Kirks & Tacos

"You're not even dressed?"

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

At home with the Borgs...

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

The Wokking Dead

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'Reader, I marinated him.'