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Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"The wings are addictive."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Christmas canape?

Surprise!

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"What's good here?"

Harp tuner...