Heavenly Chef Pillows

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Keith Floyd.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The wings are addictive."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Surprise!

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Christmas canape?

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"I miss the days of folk music."

"What's good here?"

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Harp tuner...