Divine Cook Pillows

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Zagat Rated.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"What were you expecting?"

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

Me, Alice and God

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Surprise!

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

"What's good here?"