"I'd like it rare...no...WELL DONE, good and faithful servant!"
Divine Cook T-Shirts
Dress the divine cook in stylish, witty t-shirts that showcase their passion for the culinary arts. Fun, comfortable, and full of personality—ideal for the kitchen or casual days.
"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."
Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.
Zagat Rated.
"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."
"Namasteak"
"It's made with real angel hair."
'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'
'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'
"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."
"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"
"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"
"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."
Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun
"What were you expecting?"
'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'
'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'
Heavenly Take Out
"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."
'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'
No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.
Me, Alice and God
New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.
Surprise!
'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'
"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."
Christmas canape?
"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."
"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."
"I guess they really are permanent."
'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'
Pizza delivery to heaven.
'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'
Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'
"What's good here?"
Divine Cook T-Shirts Collection
Divine Cook Mugs
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Divine Cook Pillows
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Divine Cook Prints
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