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"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

Me, Alice and God

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"What were you expecting?"

Heavenly Take Out

Holy Pizza

The Cheese God

"Looks like the server is down again."

Grace.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Pizza delivery to heaven.