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Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'How is the water prepared?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'What did He do before he was God?'

Jesus wept

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

World Meat Consumptiom

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"What were you expecting?"

Me, Alice and God

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"That's just so God."

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

Struck Down by Lightning.