Divine Food Ponderer Pillows

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'How is the water prepared?'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Jesus wept

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

World Meat Consumptiom

Me, Alice and God

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"That's just so God."

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

Struck Down by Lightning.

'What kind of God would let things like this happen?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'