Divine Foodie Pillows

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"What were you expecting?"

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

"The wings are addictive."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'The stuff legends are made of'

"First, do no ham."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Me, Alice and God

The Cheese God

Holy Pizza

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"