Divine Foodies Pillows

"Who ordered the pizza?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

"The wings are addictive."

"It's made with real angel hair."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"What were you expecting?"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Me, Alice and God

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

The Cheese God

Holy Pizza

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"