Divine Foodies Gifts

"Who ordered the pizza?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Zagat Rated.

"The wings are addictive."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"First, do no ham."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Me, Alice and God

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Heavenly Take Out

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

Holy Pizza

The Cheese God

Grace.

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"