Heavenly Foodies Pillows

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"The wings are addictive."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

Waiting staff

All You Can Eat

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"What were you expecting?"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Young Professional Recipe Test

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"How do I remember orders without writing them? Fatso got the fries, Bitchface got the burger, Pimples got pizza, and Pignose got pulled pork."

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

"What's good here?"

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

Diet.

'Not so much a 'free lunch'...more a 'free seventeen course meal with as much champagne as you can drink'.'

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'