Heavenly Cuisine Lover Pillows

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

Quartet of chefs.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The wings are addictive."

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

Me, Alice and God

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Pipe sludge or overpriced sparkling?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

Sushi - prawn trapped inside a dish holds up a sign saying 'Help Me'.

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"What's good here?"

At the Steak Restaurant

Welsh Cakes

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

"What's for dinner cook?"

"May I recommend the prawns? - The freezer's on the blink and they need to be used. . ."

'Not so much a 'free lunch'...more a 'free seventeen course meal with as much champagne as you can drink'.'

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."