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"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"The bagels are better in New York."

Quartet of chefs.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The wings are addictive."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

Me, Alice and God

Heavenly Take Out

'My compliments to mummy.'

"What were you expecting?"

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Pipe sludge or overpriced sparkling?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"What's good here?"

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Sushi - prawn trapped inside a dish holds up a sign saying 'Help Me'.

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

At the Steak Restaurant

Welsh Cakes

"May I recommend the prawns? - The freezer's on the blink and they need to be used. . ."

"What's for dinner cook?"

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'Not so much a 'free lunch'...more a 'free seventeen course meal with as much champagne as you can drink'.'