Devilish Foodie Pillows

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Al Dante

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Roadkill Restaurant

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"I think it's past it's sell by date."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

New From Why? Books

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Cereal Development Dept...'Johnston! I don't think whistle, humm, and detonate is going to catch on at breakfast.'

'I hope this goes better for you than it did for the last table that had my 'Chef Surprise'.'

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."