Divine Foodie Mugs

'How do you know you don't like manna from heaven if you haven't tried it?'

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"What were you expecting?"

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Zagat Rated.

"The wings are addictive."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'The stuff legends are made of'

"First, do no ham."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Me, Alice and God

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.