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The Cheese God

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Devilled Eggs

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Me, Alice and God

Heavenly Take Out

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"What were you expecting?"

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'This must be the place!'

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

The truth about crop circles

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Chef says you can lick out the bowl.'

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

"Who ordered the pizza?"

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

'The joy of 666'

'How do you know you don't like manna from heaven if you haven't tried it?'