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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Dino Snack

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Hellbillies.

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Boring Pianist

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

FedRex

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'