Dino Delights T-Shirts

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Dino Snack

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Hellbillies.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

No, sir, that entr

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

FedRex

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Boring Pianist

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'