Diver's Delight T-Shirts

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

Rock Climber

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Devilled Eggs

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

The Cheese God

"Why? Did you want one?"

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

Worm eats the fish.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

"We also have pease porridge, hot or cold. Not terribly fresh, I'm afraid."

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Imagine the Traffic

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

The textural omnivore.

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"