Adventurer's Delight T-Shirts

"Why? Did you want one?"

Cactus seats.

Kardiff.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Safari.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Mad For It

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Fight or flight?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."