Scavenger's Delight T-Shirts

Rag and Bone

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Rock Climber

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Devilled Eggs

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Worm eats the fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Why? Did you want one?"

Pizza's here!

I buy anything.

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

"Everything on the menu comes from local garbage cans."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

Carrion Helper

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"

'They're at the bottom of the garden for scraps again!'

"Fish biting today?"

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

'Hey Dad. I made a scavenger hunt, want to play?'

Two members of the lower class being polite