Adventurer's Delight Mugs

"Why? Did you want one?"

Cactus seats.

Kardiff.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Mad For It

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Fight or flight?"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'