Traveler's Delight T-Shirts

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

Bed and Breakfast/Cot and Croissant

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Yipeee!"

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"How much for just the ring?"

"Smile!"

Last day of school.

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"Why? Did you want one?"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

'Middle Class anchored to the Bottom!'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Customs and Examinations.

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

Hitchhiking tourists.

Imagine the Traffic

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

Path

'We have slots in the lobby, blackjack at the pool and keno in the cafe - however, I'm afraid we don't allow craps in the restrooms.'

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'