Camper's Delight T-Shirts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The Brothers Grime

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."