Camper's Delight Pillows

'morning

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The Brothers Grime

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Mine's camper."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"