Traveler's Escapade T-Shirts

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

'See you in two weeks!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Safari.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Airliner

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Snake Charming

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'How was your holiday?'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

London summer.

'What a bargain!'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Confusing directions.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

I told you not to touch its belly.

Shoppers

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'