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'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Airplane Mode.

The High Line at Giza

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Roads with a view.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

King and Jester

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'