Unexpected Journey Lover T-Shirts

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Filling up.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Bypass the Falls

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Letting Go

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

"Hang on, kid!"

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

Man in car.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"