Unexpected Journeyer T-Shirts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Kardiff.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Safari.

Unrest Area.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'How am I doing?'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Tunnel of Dove.

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'