Unexpected Journeyer T-Shirts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Safari.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Unrest Area.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

You will go on a trip.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'How am I doing?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Tunnel of Dove.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it