Unpredictable Voyager T-Shirts

Unrest Area.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Vaccination Passport

Beach flirting

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

A writer goes sailing.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Church-Going Bell.

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"I started a new business. . ."

"I have that young Phileas Fogg in my class this term...that boy will go far."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Sea Adventure Book

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

Noah's AARP.

"Land ahoy!"