Adventurous Voyager T-Shirts

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

Vaccination Passport

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

Unrest Area.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

I told you not to touch its belly.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Well? How was the flight?'