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'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

Vaccination Passport

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

Unrest Area.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

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