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Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

Pina Coladas

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

Interpretive napping

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Fight or flight?"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."