Adventurous Relaxer T-Shirts

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Pina Coladas

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

Interpretive napping

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Fight or flight?"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'